Halloween jokes are spooktacularly fun. Try these corny jokes with your favorite pumpkin heads!

šŸŽƒ What type of dog does Dracula own?Ā  A blood hound!

šŸŽƒ What do witches use to hold their hairstyles? Scare spray!

šŸŽƒ What day do ghosts howl the most?Ā  Moanday!

šŸŽƒ Who won the vampire race? Nobody. They were neck-n-neck!

šŸŽƒ How do vampires start a letter? Tomb it May Concern!

šŸŽƒ Why was the store empty? Too many Boo-rgain Haunters!

šŸŽƒ Why wonā€™t skeletons take risks? They have no guts!

šŸŽƒ Why did the zombie stay in his coffin? He felt rotten!

šŸŽƒ Why do ghosts avoid rain? It dampens their spirits!

šŸŽƒ What did the wizard say to the twin witches? Which witch is which!

šŸŽƒ Why are vampires so unpopular? Because theyā€™re a pain in the neck!

šŸŽƒ Who did the monster take to the dance? His ghoul friend!

šŸŽƒ What does a skeleton order for dinner? Spare ribs!

šŸŽƒ Why couldnā€™t the ghost see her Mom & Dad? They were trans-parent!

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šŸŽƒ Which Monster is my favorite dance partner?Ā  The Boogie Man!

Happy Haunting! šŸ‘»

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