Halloween jokes are spooktacularly fun. Try these corny jokes with your favorite pumpkin heads!
🎃 What type of dog does Dracula own? A blood hound!
🎃 What do witches use to hold their hairstyles? Scare spray!
🎃 What day do ghosts howl the most? Moanday!
🎃 Who won the vampire race? Nobody. They were neck-n-neck!
🎃 How do vampires start a letter? Tomb it May Concern!
🎃 Why was the store empty? Too many Boo-rgain Haunters!
🎃 Why won’t skeletons take risks? They have no guts!
🎃 Why did the zombie stay in his coffin? He felt rotten!
🎃 Why do ghosts avoid rain? It dampens their spirits!
🎃 What did the wizard say to the twin witches? Which witch is which!
🎃 Why are vampires so unpopular? Because they’re a pain in the neck!
🎃 Who did the monster take to the dance? His ghoul friend!
🎃 What does a skeleton order for dinner? Spare ribs!
🎃 Why couldn’t the ghost see her Mom & Dad? They were trans-parent!
🎃 Which Monster is my favorite dance partner? The Boogie Man!
Happy Haunting! 👻
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